#3: Girl, do you need some concealer? Cause those shags under your eyes are shaded.
#4: The new rug is pretty dense. He simply has not cotton to how things are done around here.
#5: That used car-pet salesmen is a tassel. Management should really give him the jute.
#6: There are two types of people in this world: those who are ruggedly handsome, and those who are just, well, rugged.
#7: You are such a knot-brain.